Ok, you tried to think of a suitable caption for this.....
|"The competition now is
closed, and here are the winners in reverse order"
(Nervous cough as he opens the gold envelope)
"In third place, a surprising entry from D.Mahoney with 'Bi , Moi ??'
In second place, from a wealth of contributions, Graham Pickard with 'Get your lads out for the tit.'
Finally, the one you have all been waiting for, today's winner is:
Congratulations Steve and I hope the prize of eternal fame on the world's least visited web page brings you much happiness."